Tony9r

Another couple :winky:

"Everyone's a fruit and a nut case!"

M - A - R - A - T - H - O - N ... Marathon!

"... a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew!"

Found this, and now I can see just how these things actually work! :winky:

Mmmm... didn't know Aido was a DJ - Aido AKA J DA BUDDAH

Yay... I got the first mention - Tony @ LOC :winky:

GO WOZZA!!!

Use the edge of a credit card :winky:

This is the reason I havn't got mine re-sprayed from the last keying (o/s front to rear)... I know full well it'll happen again now they've tried the "screwdriver jabbing" trick on the n/s wing :tsktsk: :tsktsk: :tsktsk:

If you have no luck at all with it THIS seems reasonably priced...

Clarkson's new book :winky:

Yea, I believe it's to avoid the jet blast :winky:

I would be interested in the outcome, as mine hesitates every now and then under heavy acceleration...

Ah-ha, you've finally seen the light Mat...

Confirmators - these look like indicators but they only work at the instant the car makes the turn (or slightly after).

Infuriators - again these look like indicators but they are only used on straight roads & often motorways for miles and miles.

Nondicators - only fitted to BMWs these are never used, except to bag a parking space in multi-story car parks.

Divlights - very similar to fog lights but only used during the hours of daylight.

Toolights - these are fog lights that can only be used if the head lights are on.

Dumblights - just like rear fog lights, but once used they cannot be turned off for days, sometimes weeks or months.

Dicklights - similar to the above, but used in slightly misty conditions in nose-to-tail traffic.

Unilights - these are like head lights, but fitted to only one side of the vehicle and angled to light up the opposite side of the road.

Crashdoors - like ordinary car doors but these are thrown open violently (usually outside schools) without warning, to sharpen up the avoidance skills of passing motorists.

Cyclelights - almost mythical devices rumoured to be seen on older cyclists' machines.

Lanejamma - this is a vehicle that can never reach the legal speed limit and can only be driven in the centre or outside lane of motorways.

All the best Peter ;)

Sorry to steal your thunder ................ was posted before : http://www.lexusownersclub.co.uk/forum/ind...ic=43381&hl

Oooopsey... goes to show how much I come on here now!

Not sure if I like the idea or not?

HERE

Hi guys, I recieved this email today, looks a bit dogey to me, think its a scam???

Anyone else had one of these??

Thanks

Paul

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SCAM!... when I click on the link, this warning comes up - This is a reported phishing website.

BIN IT! :winky:

The GS has a Thatcham approved alarm so it has to have interior sensors, either microwave or ultrasonic. On the Series II it is in the centre console however the series I alarm isn't factory fitted, it was installed when the vehicle enters the country, so it's not a well integrated.

Does that mean that on the Mk1, it could be the little "speaker grill" next to the clock?

I believe that's a temperature sensor for the climate control...???

Know how you feel mate... had the o/s wing mirror kicked off, keyed down one side - front to back, n/s front wing hacked with a screwdriver and rear passenger window smashed :tsktsk: :tsktsk: :tsktsk: all outside my front door

My Brother-in law has a Cerbera AJP 4.2, and has also just bought a Sagaris... been out in both - an experience and a half!!! :shutit: :winky:

Don't get Avon's as they're very noisy (road noise)!

Had them on my GS when I first bought it... thought the wheel bearings were shot

Well I'm still conscious... just - another drinky me thinks :outforcount: :winky:

Thank's again lad's ;)