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  1. Looky here This will find the best and cheapest with feedback as well, so you can take your choice
  2. Welcome, :D enjoy both the car and the club
  3. Just seen the time, so had better wish my better half a happy Birthday :D Happy Birthday love.........She does read the forum
  4. Originally the PC brigade was all about getting rid of slang words that were derogatory and demeaning to people of other races and religions, which I am all for in this day and age, but now the powers that be have, in my opinion gone way too far, a fanatical leader from a minority ethnic race /religion will now say jump and the government says how high. I'm all for welcoming these people into our, once great country, but please blend in with the British way of life. There was a time when a traditional British dinner was roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, but that has now changed. What other PC changes have the Bureaucrats of Westminster in store for us. We already have Enid Blyton books being re-written, poor Noddy is loosing his friend Big Ears, because it is not PC. I had a friend when I was serving in the forces, who had sticky out ears, We called him wing nut, he didn't mind at all, but call him that nowadays and you are liable to arrest Various Nursery rhymes, that we were taught as we grew up are all being, either changed or banned. This thread is not wholly or solely about religion, but a wider aspect of Political correctness gone mad, changing customs, and the way we perceive life, that have been a part of the British culture for centuries
  5. I am getting tired of this country trying to be PC.....It's all going over the top. A BA air stewardess suspended for wearing a crucifix. Come on. they say it's OK for a Muslim to wear a ha-jib or a Sikh to wear a Turban and steel bangle, but for a Christian to wear her religious symbol is, in a mainly Christian country frowned upon by those in authority. Is this, by trying to please the minority, a step too far. We have flown on Muslim owned Airlines, and my wife has never once been asked to remove her Crucifix. Does this mean that if we fly BA she will be asked to remove the offending article before being allowed to board. I have no axe to grind against other religions, whatever faith they follow , I take the people I meet at face value, regardless of their beliefs, so should those in authority, and let us practice and/or wear our religious talismans whatever they are, without hindrance from those that think they know best. Already some Councils are renaming Christmas and Easter to avoid embarrassing minor faiths. Come on get a life, and let us live ours as we want without Big Brother watching over us. Just a postscript, I will not be logging on tonight as we have a winter-fest party to go to, they used to be called Christmas Parties not long ago :duh: . I know it's early but the people who are having it will be in New Zealand in Dec and Jan I also apologise to those I have offended by posting this rant
  6. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ---------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ---------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ---------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ---------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. -------------------------------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ---------------------------------------- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. --------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's s*x drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ---------------------------------------- Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering. ---------------------------------------- Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" ---------------------------------------- In the beginning, *** created the earth and rested. Then *** created Man and rested. Then *** created Woman. Since then, neither *** nor Man has rested. ------------------------------------------ Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ---------------------------------------- A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Oxford Street and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said, "***, I wish I had your willpower." ---------------------------------------- Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. ---------------------------------------- A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper saying “Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ---------------------------------------- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ---------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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