peter026

I bet she's happy

Evil

Wishes

Fruit

Welcome Darren :D Linky for what to check for the IS200

Shopping

The only fella I know with two Birthdays :D .............This is the correct one. Have a great day Mat

Has it got overhead storage :D

Ellz was asking about the clutch Paul :winky:

Hello Kate and welcome to the club :D . I think Kazi will be your best bet for advice on phone issues.

Glad you're enjoying the car John :D That's not a bad MPG figure for a 4 litre

Monitor

Arrest

Dog

Welcome to the club :D ...Are there many Lexus Taxis in Norway?

Lady

Pipes

Been covered before http://www.lexusownersclub.co.uk/forum/ind...c=20406&hl=

Here you are Tony

Look forward to the meet. Pity there aren't more people going. Thanks for organising it John, see you in the Bar :D

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£124,237.64" The manager choked and exclaimed "124,237.64 POUNDS" What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?" "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said......... Well, since your weekend's f**ked, you might as well go fishing."

I thought it was 6 years anti corrosion warranty.....Check your manual :winky:

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask G*d for help. She begins to pray... "G**, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays... "G**, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My G**, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. Please let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of G** Himself... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

If you look carefully he's got a nappy on..........................He's grabbing the back to stop spillage

Congrats on your new addition..........Mother and Jay doing fine I hope :winky: