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Welcome to the Club :D

I picked Alison up the other evening from work, in my work vehicle, a Hilux Surf, and on the way home she said, that when I am driving the 4X4, my driving is more aggressive, than when driving the Lexus. Now thinking about it she is, as usual correct :D . I can't explain why, perhaps it is because I am higher up than normal, can anyone explain why? Does any one else drive differently when driving other vehicles, than when you are driving your Lexus. An intriguing thought. Something for Dr Evil explain :)

Hi Andy welcome to the Club. PLEASE turn Cap locks off, it is easier to read lower case :winky:

Alison (my wife), told me the following. Whilst in Super drug doing some shopping she overheard two young teenage boys talking, they were about 15 years old, and one of them was buying something for either his Mother or girlfriend, any way he said to his mate I'm 19p short. His mate said I'll give you the extra, (not lend). Alison got to the check out behind the boys, his bill came to £11.96, he handed over £12 and the 4p change, all he had left, went into the breast Cancer collection tin. I know 4p isn't a lot to most people, but to give his last few pennies. That small contribution, if multiplied thousand fold would amount to an awful lot of cash for a worthwhile cause. I take my hat off to the young man, and wish there were more like him and his friend

The young boy is also being treated for Cancer

I got mine from Prolex, go gold and get discount :D

Nice one maneesh, will get mine checked.

Give Chris S a pm

>ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY > > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. > > >The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: > > >When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. I just lost it." > > > "CASE DISMISSED!!"

Yup DECREASING ...........I know what I meant :P

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If you can find a place near you that do wax oiling, they will clean the underneath off and then spray with wax oil, thus giving it some protection. The red button, I do believe , by pressing it, it will enable you to move the gear lever out of park without having your foot on the brake.

The overdrive button, in effect gives you an extra gear, driving with it off, the engine will be using higher rev's thus increasing the mpg. It is recommended that when towing, the overdrive is switched off.

Avarice

Not long to go now then Adie :winky:

Linky watch to the end :D

Grasp

Small

Fantastic news Steve Congratulation all round :winky:

Fable

Tooth

Just purloined this from another forum :D One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

I wonder if he will emigrate, once this is truly out in the open, or does he suffer from Ostrich head in sand syndrome as well as being a Walter Mitty character

Mensa