peter026

Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed glasses." __________________

Good luck to him, his talent may be on the wain, but he is still one of the best crossers of the ball.

Swab

Whey Hey. :D Great news Janey, but take it easy, no overdoing it..... :winky:

Bloodbank

I could believe that :D

Standing

Yes, I am so no funny comments as i am a bit sensitive at the mo :) Blimey.......That's 99% of the Liverpool fans on here now ...........What happened last night :duh:

Umbrella

Tailor

Aido

Strewth :o

Fee

There's something missing Oh yes.........Where are the Pics

Paddle

Bike

Track

Quality

I like it :D Good pics as well.

Paper

Brass

Get well soon Janey

i like a bit of battering but need a price to work on first :D So you going to batter him then Barrie