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Perhaps he needs to hone his gymnastic skills a bit more :D

Pieces

Custard

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence." says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks." he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container .......... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

Welcome to the fold :D

At a guess they are the anti speed camera ones

Fixed

......You could get really dirty with that

Van

Outside of course

Now you can get really dirty in it :D

Collection

I am using the monitor now, so I do not think it is the graphic card as all graphics etc are OK. The monitor is one you manually switch on, not via the PC, and once receiving a signal from the PC, it displays the start up etc. Now for some reason, it doesn't wake up when PC and monitor are switched on. So I switch off monitor, switch back on, windows appear momentarily, and then the monitor goes into sleep mode, so I have to switch monitor off and on a few times to get it to stay awake. I hope I have explained it more clearly

Mini "MOKE"

So that's 3 days to complete your DIY projects Dave :D Well done :winky:

Once the monitor is warmed up, it is all OK, graphics and video as well. There are only two leads, one power lead, and the other to the PC. The monitor came with the PC when purchased late 2005. and is a plug and play.

I have a flat screen monitor which is playing up on starting my PC. I have to keep pressing the on/off switch until the screen stays on, it's as if it keeps going into sleep mode. Does anyone have a clue or a fix........Do I hit it with a hammer, bin it, or say sods law get a new one. A fix would be better if there is one. Must say never had this problem with the old fashion type monitor. Thanks in anticipation.

Hope you had a nice day Geoff, and are feeling better

I think someone is a very happy Bunny :D

Chair