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Savings

You have to register on them first

Bank

Nah....................Naf

Spaghetti

Welcome to the Club :D If you put your questions here, there are a lot of knowledgeable people in the Club, so between them all they should have answers to them. Colin our Knowledge master pops in now and again, and am sure he will have the answers you require Do not be put off owning a Lexus just because some salesperson does not get back to you. These are quality cars and not much goes wrong with them You might also find this Linky helpful

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Van

Now that is clean Must get mine done soon as well, it's been a few weeks since the last one.

Cone

Welcome. Whereabouts in Devon are you from?

Prolex UK, Sign up for gold and get discount :winky:

Getting old "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and $$$$ every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."

There are so many threads about tyres on here, that it would take you ages to read them all, but in my opinion, do not get budget tyres as this is false economy..........Go for the best you can afford, there are also loads of tyre sites which will give you the low down on each make..Google can be your best friend :D

You will love the GS :winky:

Brilliant :D

Well knock me sideways with a feather :o .......How the heck Hope it doesn't take too long to sort out

Fix

Sorry to hear that.....Hope things get back on an even keel soon

This had me in stitches Words If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker. And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper. What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a Cr4p happy pappy. __________________

Lee Marvin

Spanish and no pics

Thankyou

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