peter026

UMmmmmmmm. Never been in one. I lead such a sheltered life as a young man

Went to see Ken Dodds 50th anniversary show last night at the Bournmouth Pavilion. Started at 7.30 and eventually finished at 12.45 am. Well worth seeing, haven't laughed so much since I saw Aido's photo with the turkey :D

Happy Easter. I got THIS sent from Aus :winky:

What about the one you were wearing on your head Picks myself up from floor Glad you enjoyed it Adie

Chocolate

Stick

Welcome to the fold :D After you've polished her you'll have post some pic's :winky:

I am sure you have put on weight Ahmet, and be careful out there What is a wasit

Or better still, send me the money :D I could make use of it

Shows how much notice I take . Didn't even realise you got rid of the previous Lex :winky: Looks nice Gord.

Set

Hope you had a great day Derek :D

Play

Spade

Shed :D

A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work" the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my Love Dress" the daughter-in-law explained. “Love Dress ? But you're naked!" My husband loves me to wear this dress" she explained. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me". The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing ?" he asked. "This is my Love Dress", she whispered sensually. "Needs ironing" he said. "What’s for dinner ?" :D

Mmmmmmmm What Grill

Hope you had a great day young man :D

Ocean

May I, as one of the older geezers here :winky: offer you a warm welcome to the wit and wisdom of the many who frequent these pages. :D Oh! almost forgot, nice car, and whilst I am still remembering things, it comes with age my dear so please forgive me, you must go Gold, it could save you a fortune.

Ditto

Pawn

Well. Ian you know what the cure is :D

Mash