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Car

Two

Vinegar

Hillary Clinton goes to a new doctor in Washington for an examination and he discovers that she has crabs. He thinks to himself 'How am I going to tell the 1st lady that she has crabs?' After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his office. Once there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual condition. She is quite concerned and asks him what it is. He responds that she is suffering from Nixon's Disease. She says "What?" He again responds, "Nixon's Disease." She says, "Level with me doc, what does it mean?" He responds, "Well Mrs. Clinton, to put it very bluntly, you've got bugs in your oval office."

Tropical

Musical.............Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Action...............Bullitt with Steve McQueen Afraid I don't go to the Cinema much these days.

Pudding

Have a great Birthday Tony

Shadow

Spy

Pasture

Milk

Bacon

Kermit

St Geoege was a Roman Soldier from Nicomedia, which is now in modern day Turkey, and venerated as both an Islamic and Christian Martyr who died in Palestine in or around AD303 :winky: His Mother was from Lod

John

The original patron Saint of England was St Edmund who was English. St George, believe it or not was an Arab..Not a lot of people know that :D

Free s*x Contestants Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free s*x," said the attendant. "How do we enter?" asked the first man. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free s*x." "O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again" The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free s*x." "2" said the second man "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."

Measurement

If he wasn't religious before that, I bet he is now

£40995 don't know if this will do

Dale

Mountains

At least we still have to open the bottle/jar for the poor dears :D