peter026

Sibling

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Nest

There are so many threads on this subject, if you do a search you should find what you are looking for. Avon are not what they used to be, so discount them. One Linky for you

That must rank as the most stupid thing I have ever had the misfortune to see :duh:

Hello and welcome. Were you not shot in 1968

That was brilliant

I had the same problem. Turned out to be the A/C compressor had given up the ghost. Turn on the A/C and if the A/C light flashes, then that is your problem, mine only did that when stationary or parking up, but when driving normally the light didn't flash, which threw the garage with their diagnostics, they eventually called an A/C specialist in and after tests found that the A/C pump was failing. £350 to repair and rebuild, or for an extra £100 a new one from Lexus, took the new one. Hope this helps Ian

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Combustion

Hi, and a warm welcome :D

They're all the same colour :duh:

Saint

It's called the Lexus smile.... :)................Welcome

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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line.... Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better. Tesco condoms - Every little helps. Nike condoms - Just do it. Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC condoms - Finger licking good. M&M's condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands. Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going. Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper. Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide. ***** condoms - No comment required. Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile. Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - Size really does matter. Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin. Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes. Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please). Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach. Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world. AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service. Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal. Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL." An 80 year old man went to the doctor. The doctor asked him what was wrong. The man said "My s*x drive is too high, I want you to lower it." The doctor said "You are 80 years old and you want your s*x drive lowered?" Yes, the man replied, as he points to his head and says "it's all up here, and I want it lowered

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asked. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said. The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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Welcome to the fold....Nice colour too

Apoxy