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I think so after seeing pic's of Matts car Put an order in quick :D

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"A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a Minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the Bible a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it." After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut." The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." The Minister said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.

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erm......please.....WHY ARE THEY WET ...... thank you ← Wasn't there a ship capsized somewhere full of Japanese cars

Years ago I had a friend who was in the police and I saw him apprehend a shoplifter.He told the shoplifter, would you like me to take you down the nick or a thick ear,the lad chose the latter,I think he learnt his lesson. Shortly after my mate emmigrated to Canada and joined the RCMP,His reason for going was that, proper policing was being hampered by increased form filling and do-gooders who said crims should be treated as not guilty until proven in a court of law, regardless of being caught in the act or otherwise

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Mr Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, purchased a brand new Winnebago Motorhome. On his trip home from an OU football game,having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owners manual that he could not actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750.000 plus a new Winnebago Motorhome. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit "Just in case there are any other complete morons buying their RVs". :D

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Have a :hocus-pokus: of a day Happy Birthday :winky:

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Nice headlights on March :D

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