peter026
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999,711 Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and introduce yourself?
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Rudolph
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999,714 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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999,727 The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available
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Clerk
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Trap
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Elephant
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999,739 There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
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999,741 When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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Branch
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999,743 If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Apple
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999,745 If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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Barrel
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999,747 When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Bottle
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999,749 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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999,751 How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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Well
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Print
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999,753 How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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999,757 "s*x at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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Lounge
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Boat
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Why not just put a manager in Chris, then you can have the best of both worlds. Besides you're to young to retire
