I agree with you there Mike,only we will be coming even further.
We could always have it our way,we went to Wifeys Xmas bash last year at Freshwater holiday park.Food was good,and the entertainment fantastic,A comedian who had everyone in stitches,with a lot of visual (slightly blue) jokes,and then finished with a rock group who were very talented.
The compere was comical as well and did a lot of audience paticipation.
No it's not Hi De Hi :D