peter026

Raider

Tutankhamun

sarcophagus

Why are peeps decribing me, No blanket on the Knees yet. Flat cap yes. Check shirt yes. GS 300 yes....................I must be getting old :D

casket

& nut

Looked, nothing there that she liked, but I got a BNWT Tommy Hilfiger shirt for £1.49 plus £2.00 postage :D

attitude

Doos

Thrust

Right, we have a couple of do's coming up, so wifey wants a new outfit. Off we jolly well go and finally find a dress she likes,Great can I have a coffee and a sticky bun now please? No, got to find shoes to match new dress, find them,(expensive), can I have a coffee and sticky bun now Pleeease. No, need a new coat to go with new dress and new shoes, so off we go again,I'm bl**dy dying of thirst,hungry,and my back is aching. Hooray, find a coat, Very nice one too.Can I have a coffee and a sticky bun now pllleeeeaas. No, now need underwear to match the new dress,new shoes and new coat, As if any one would notice her underwear,after much searching, finally find underwear that not only is the right size,but the right colour. Can we go for a coffee and sticky bun now pretty pleeeaaase.Yes, but now I am hungrier and instead have a ploughmans. :D After buying all that for wifey, I don't think we can afford to go these do's :D

Paper

Brill :D :D

Don't delay...........Report him now.The next person he tries it on could be a new driver and could put him or her off the road

Alias

If I was bothered about mpg I'd be downgrading to a Pug diesel! ← Oi, I've got one of them, 0 to 60 in a week

Well done Tony,I, for one along with the rest of LOC wish you well..........................................................What took you so long :D

Smith

Shy

Baby

Cleavage

Cat

Dog

Do

Ouch