peter026

Socks

I posted a similar topic some time ago, but it was the wife getting shocked...........Someone recommended her to go commando ie nickerless :D Doesn't get shocked now, Just wears cotton or wool clothes :D

Yes, that topic was brilliant

Cobblers

I think I'll give it a miss, as I don't meet the criteria needed :D

I have always wanted to join that club :D I have googled and found no mention of it anywhere, yet it seems to be one of the biggest clubs around Can anyone point me in the right direction please :D Glad you like the SC

Muff

Benz

General motors

He will turn up eventually..................He organises the Xmas bash..........And does it very well :D

Our thanks to Neil, Barrie and Jane for their VERY generous donations Thanks also to IanB

Don't all these Film and TV stars change their name

Thats Lucky :D

Hello Stu......welcome back :D Which reminds me .............must log onto you're forum ere long, must have been all of 6 weeks since I last looked. Sorry to hear about your hire business not working out, but at least you are now back in the family fold.

Thanks for that Jock, much appreciated........... 6 weeks ago I went to a farm to shoe a couple of ponies, and the daughter told me her Dad was ill, diagnosed with cancer.........Today I went back and she informed me he had died last week. leaving a wife and two children to run the farm. I lost a sister 3 years ago to Cancer, my wife her father in 2004 and her elder sister is in remission.. Cancer research needs all the money that the public can raise if it is to get anywhere near a cure for this awful disease. The Cancer research scientists have an annual spend of £213+ million, most of it raised by public donations, so please give generously to this worthwhile cause. If you smoke, cut down by 3 a day and the £5 you save in a week, donate to this cause. If you drink, cut down by 2 pints and the money you save could also go to this cause. I have yet to meet anyone not touched or know of someone, either a close friend or a relative, who has succumbed to this most dreadful of diseases, or is in remission. I'll get off my soap box now and hope that LOC will give generously. the link is in post No1 Many thanks Peter & Alison

You going to put a twin exhaust on to fill that hole Mike, or new rear whatsit? :duh:

It would be cheaper to get the spoiler painted the same colour as the car, than vice versa................Unless there is something you're not telling us

try this one

So he quoted you Happy then

Here you are Chris Ebay :D Just for you

Here I thought this was very good, and some of the letters sent are quite funny.........What was your fav.....mine either the Rottweiler ( Mr Shagwell) or the Durex one :D This one works

Works for me :D and no I'm not too enamoured with that shade of green

Now that is sexist

Like it

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