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I was an accountant from age 22 until 30 when I was sacked for no reason. What an absolute waste of 14 years!

Bird

Next Monday is the start of Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.

Got mugged yesterday by six dwarfs Not Happy.

rattle

This morning, I tried to scrape the ice from my windshield by using my discount card, but I only managed to get 20% off!

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?' The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.' . . . . 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck

oil

Badminton

Colin is right when he says "The rear indicators are too small to have any sequential lighting, and whilst the front ones seem capable I've never seen one do it" Just looked at my car, delivered last September, and which has "normal" flashing indicators.

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groves

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camel

£245 after cash back. Tesco

Italy

Mat

Mirror

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Software update, by the dealer, relating to the recall. Enjoyed looking at shiny cars in the showroom.

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