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  1. Phil xxkr
    Didn't know Greta Thunbergs dad was a LOC member did anyone else? 🤔😊
  2. Phil xxkr
    Hard? No pun intended 😎
  3. Phil xxkr
    Crikey 🤯
  4. Phil xxkr
    https://www.elyricsworld.com/i've_got_a_little_list_lyrics_gilbert_and_sullivan.html
  5. Phil xxkr
    I would venture to say you obviously don't cook a lot Ed.
  6. Phil xxkr
    You can say whatever you like VFR but that doesn't make it true does it 😊. I personally use Motorola and yes they do update after 2 years and since it cost one fifth of Apple I can cope with the possibility of things going awry 😎
  7. Phil xxkr
    Is the download broadband speed that slow in Essex Sam? 😉
  8. Phil xxkr
    What a fantastic idea Bernard 👍does anyone know of anything similar in the UK?
  9. Phil xxkr
    Can I offer up and moan about the lack of truly wonderful humerous scripts? Not a single expletive or lavatory based words masquerading as being "funny" in the whole series. 40+ years on and still as rib-tickling mainly because it was true then and still is today because essentially nothing has changed 😎
  10. Phil xxkr
    When I was 7 I was told by an optician I needed specs. My dear Mother was aghast and asked when can he leave them off! His answer - come back again in 50 years 😊. Well after l had my cataracts fixed I went back to say "it's taken a little longer, 65 years, but you were right" 😊 regrettably the original chap had long since moved onto the great eye-chart in the sky, and the receptionist was a little mystified 🤣
  11. Phil xxkr
    South Derbyshire
  12. Phil xxkr
    You are definitely on top form today James. Not missed your medication by any chance? 😊. We have tried, unsuccessfully as yet, to get the County Council to approve those signs which tell of your speed before you enter our village. Reason, until there have been accidents no further action can be taken🤯
  13. Phil xxkr
    Yes, so thank goodness for coal fired power stations in a lot of those areas to generate the energy to change the circumstances 👍
  14. Phil xxkr
    I shall remember that 😎
  15. Phil xxkr
    That, Alan, is nothing in comparison to having waited patiently in the supermarket queue as the old dear gasses to the cashier, then as she fills up her bags, then 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 fumbles about in her bag to find her purse and then 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯, can't make her card work 👹👹👹then pays with cash!!!!
  16. Phil xxkr
    Ditto
  17. Phil xxkr
    Steve, this could turn out to be the thread of the year!
  18. Phil xxkr
    Are they all to do with cars Jeremy? 😎
  19. Phil xxkr
    Or, inconsiderate bxxxxxds for short
  20. Phil xxkr
    Just remind us Ed, how long exactly was War and Peace? 🤣
  21. Phil xxkr
    Terminological inexactitude 😉 I naturally thought that people would not need help in drawing a connection between the word smoke and the term BBQ, I was wrong, apologies. I am equally hesitant to use Janet and John methodologies in future communications. 😎
  22. Phil xxkr
    I personally don't smoke but have observed that people who complain about smoke are the first to light a drifting BBQ in their garden 🤣
  23. Phil xxkr
    Maybe we need a tooth fairy, the kind that can knock em out so they have suck food in future 🤯
  24. Phil xxkr
    There are stinging fines for not clearing up but how do you enforce it? I live opposite a publicly accessible forest visited by many families with children yet some owners of dogs still choose to ignore the signs even when there are designated bins! Just as bad is, despite being miles from a fast food outlet, bags of detritus strewn in the narrow rural lanes.
  25. Phil xxkr
    Do you offer this as a service? If I was in Lancashire I may just pay for it 😂. Having said that you reminded me of a chap I worked with who had a company car, in 1971! Very privileged. He kept it absolutely as new and when it went in for a service he would covertly mark nuts bolts etc to check work had been done 😱
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