With the greatest of respect, that's being a tad unfair.
In your other thread you say it was a private sale so you have no warranty. Did you have any inspection done (say by the RAC/AA) before purchase? Why was the vendor selling it?
As strange and silly as this sounds, try taking off the petrol filler cap and cleaning all around that area including the threads of the cap itself. Unlikely as it may seem, I'm sure that others have had all sorts of problems and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree, and it was all fixed by cleaning the filler cap and making sure it's fitting properly.