Big Rat

@Mark G Yeah it won't play and I was hoping for an aural rumble before my cooked brekkie..... 🐀

@Malc Ha you wouldn't catch me misbehaving on a public road...., well....... maybe a little 😂 Big Rat

@Mattmech This is torture, all this H&S talk some of us have all the resistance of a wet paper bag 🙁 Big Rat

So usual Friday afternoon for this builder and his mates........ the Pub....... shandy only of course....... ! Now I should have smelt a Rat when the conversation turned to cars and what have you got now.... blah .... blah As this is a little unusual because the othe 5 are all single and they tend to talk about other topics if you know what I mean 😇 So one of the Group has got a E39 M5....... I think you all know where this is going 🙄 I go off to the Loo leaving my phone on the table and we all said our goodbyes and I've just glanced through the pictures and found this I had to laugh presumably it will appear on a certain website soon 😂 Big Rat

@Flytvr Ah yes distant cousin....... 🐀

@rich1068 Well there we are how come I didn't know that after all the conversation 'Hinges' on this when it's all said and done ! Big Rat

@emjay82 Has she been for service Matey ? Again we all know who will be refurbishing your paintwork this weekend............ Big Rat

@Mark G I was just thinking back as to why I didn't join Pistonheads,it's coming back to me now present company excepted it's full of........ Big Rat

@dougie175 Matey it's the norm for me everyone I come into contact with laughs at me....... 😉 🐀

@Peter P18 Peter know what you mean they will do anything to make money the little fella Bristol use looks exhausted 😂 Big Rat

Not me matey those VW people have a certain reputation that proceeds them 😉 🐀

@Mark G You don't love me any more what's it this time you been snorting to mush asbestos again 😁 🐀

@emjay82 That's fine by me he can finish the job off as well 😉 🐀

@dougie175 They water it down you should think such a thing 😊 🐀

@Peter P18 VW used to get funny if you used any brand other than there's for the screen wash ! How they knew was beyond me maybe a tongue test 😩 🐀

@emjay82 Hey don't you dare say that's where you've been staying, here's my week off the bloody driveway....... 🐀

@Rusty Crobar Good man 👍 🐀

Come on guys the posts are climbing on Pistonheads all of you that can post on there jump on it ! @Mark G @Rusty Crobar @Flytvr To name but a few 👍 Big Rat

@Mark G I know you rate this magazine Mrs Rat has got me a subscription for doing a little garden work for her....... well it's a start 😁 🐀

@Mark G Well done matey wish I had your car prep skills, Barry up the road took his new BMW 240i up to your exhaust place..... my my have the done a job on it it sounds monumental 👍 🐀

@Rusty Crobar That wasn't the exhaust rattling matey it was you secret coin car upgrade stash in the boot 😉 🐀

@Mark G And the last photo shot..... 🐀

@Rusty Crobar To which Mrs Russ has no spare key 😁 🐀

@Rusty Crobar Righto Matey put you on there now, yes this poor little Rat is an obedient loser 😂 🐀

@Rusty Crobar I like you because you plough your own farrow, well that won't happen as long as you stay on the tarmac ! As regards the steering feel you thought about the USRS ? 🐀