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Flytvr

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  1. Hasn't your butler got lovely hands!!!
  2. I sauté see where you are going with this!
  3. Is that where builders end up when they are supposed to be ANYWHERE ELSE!!! In all fairness, our Ratty is too posh for greggs. Only the other day, his butler was complaining about Ratty's quails eggs falling though the BBQ grill. Ratty loves a quails egg!
  4. Did you chisel that out of the builder's book of jokes? 😀
  5. Absolutely! You know me, I love an engineering challenge.
  6. Bang on the money!!! Come on chaps, let's keep it alive!!!
  7. My ISF approves of my new invention, the spud carrier!!!
  8. Thanks bud. Of course, I'm just trying to up the prices of IS-Fs so that I can sell the F, buy an M3 and have some money aside for the horrendous associated bills.
  9. Just added my view to the Pistonheads thread. The response I got was 'tarted up Toyota' from an M3 driver! Isn't the M3 just a tarted up 320d? Actually, do BMW have a premium version of their brand?
  10. Real geeks would use the phrase 'Binary right foot'
  11. Modern Classics.......... the new demographic for IS-F owners will now be slipper wearing, pipe smoking, beardy types that talk about CAMRA and the good beer guide
  12. I'd say so, but it's white
  13. Digital right foot - I like that :) I think @Mark G suffers from this!!!
  14. Sorry, all I can see is Diesel Van!
  15. Just sit yourself next to Ratty. That'll be you done for the day!
  16. No no no no. You've misunderstood the purpose of my last post. I was merely (and possibly subliminally) pointing out how affluent a property tycoon you are. I mean, how many of us need radio comms to request a cup of tea from the Mrs!!!!!
  17. The F is a very very easy performance car to drive. I've never tracked mine, but on the road its a very neutral drive. Of course, if you provoke it........
  18. That's not completely true. Am I allowed to tell everybody about the time you gifted the lovely Mrs Rat with her own walkie talkie? A brilliant plan. Whilst working in the stables, Mr Rat, with the press of a button could order coffee and cake from Mrs Rat (in the main house). Little did Mr Rat know that walkie talkies can fly - and land badly. Brilliant plan scuppered by a woman scorned!
  19. That's what your butler has been telling you is Guinness!
  20. Please, please, please do forewarn her about @Big Rat. He portrays this picture of being a tea swigging, poverty stricken builder, but in reality he is a property tycoon and drives his butler's 5L V8 at the weekend to keep up the pretence. I mean, what sort of person would pretend to be a Guinness drinker when their favourite tipple was Babycham.
  21. EXACTLY my view. I quite like having a snotter and parking wherever I want in the knowledge that I simply don't care about bumps, dents, scratches etc. Of course there is the downside of two lots of tax, mot, insurance etc
  22. Intersting that a Lexus dealer is selling on a non stock car. When buying from a Lexus dealer, I'd like to think that I am buying in the knowledge that the dealership were only selling stock examples.
  23. Ummmm........Ratty - your daily is not the F - not that I'm squaring up for a fight (with an x boxer - gone property tycoon).
  24. Oooo SC430. Love to have a look at one of those!
  25. £22k!!!! Only a (very) successful builder / property tycoon could afford that!
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