Daughter to Father:
"Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand.
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."
Father's response:
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!”.