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  1. pully upgrade sounds like a good idea

    when we were at jae the tte bods said the bigger intercooler was a load of BALA BALA cos some is hiden behind the crash bar and the standard intercooler is better than is needed

    only passing on what i have been told ....

  2. We have had alot of Irish Gypsey tarmc guys knocking on the door asking if we want our driveway doing... Not long after we got a community letter with a warning that these guys will price a job.. do the job.. then hike the price sky high!... If you dont pay then they wreck the drive and threaten to get their boys on to you.

    Anyway.. I look out the window this morning and there is a huge pile of old broken up tarmac piled in the street... cars are finding it hard to pass and there are 3 diddy coys making a complete hash of the neighbours driveway.

    I am just bettin the the wife of the fella over the road said yes to them... tsk tsk

    I have been sat here watching em whilst working and I am really starting to feel sorry for the neighbours

    So.. the point of this thread is.. tell the missus that if anyone asks to do the drive.. say NO!!

    highway blocked that is the highways department problems with path laying could well be health and safety executive

    usual complaint is no ppe is the site closed off ie can children get on to the site ? take some pictures looks like it could be a laugh

    what are diddy coys

  3. sorry for running 2 threads but this one is a bit more obvious

    Zaphod is over from the isle of man we are organising a lexus meet to meet him

    so far my family and lyn, loz, and wosket are turning up ....

    come on

    it is in worsley village on the green

    and then onto the pub

    starts at 11:30 ish

    the other thread can be found here

  4. is anyone else coming??????

    i mean there are a lot of lex members in manchester

    i am sorry but we cant have a meet in your house but try to travel to one in your own town ......

    what about ...

    adey b

    pete g

    jaybo

    robgosty

    Veece

    Grangey

    jamessutton72

    Damer

    Dunkie

    stevenage_saint

    Cheds

  5. Matt Wild 26

    soon to be divorced

    1 boy Zachary Austin D'Jango Wild

    1 girl Linda Partington..... divorced

    1 dad with a lex

    1 mum with a lex <<< both divorced

    crazy eh

    hobbies

    climbin , seein boy (used to be a full time job), and the car

    used to work in sh IT

    now i help enforce the law and keep people healthy and safe, (but not in offices thats local authority, unless the office is local authority owned or in a factory.)

  6. Oh what fun

    Did the diversion today (road works dont you kno ....)

    Directions to Worsley Green............

    M60 junction 13

    At roundabout follow diversion, past Marriott Hotel,

    Turn down GREENLEACH LANE

    follow that to T junction

    Turn right untill you come to the green

    If all else fails ask for the Bridgewater pub :D

  7. my boss just sent me this

    Dear Cretins

    I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone.

    During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions.

    Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office: My initial installation was cancelled without warning or notice, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat **** waiting for your technician to arrive.

    When he did not arrive at all, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website.... how? I alleviated the boredom to some small degree by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.

    The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.

    Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After several further telephone calls (actually 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks) my modem arrived ... a total of six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it.

    I estimate that the downtime of your internet servers is roughly 35%...these are usually the hours between about 6pm and midnight, Monday to Friday, and most of the useful periods over the weekend.

    I am still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 telephone calls on my mobile to your no-help line this week, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers.

    I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that no telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman...and several other variations on this theme.

    Doubtless you are no-longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustrations in print than to shout them at your unending hold music.

    Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.

    I thought BT were crap, that they had attained the holy *****-pot of ***-awful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and because, well, there isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum - incompetents of the highest order. British Telecom - w#@£$!" though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy.

    Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you do likewise, and cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief - although these feelings will quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps a small measure of bemused rage.

    I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit - they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and it's worthless employees.

    Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of t?@~!.

  8. why was the reciever not working, was it only not working in certain areas ie intermittantly

    for example

    if you go to the trafford centre you will be stuffed the radio system used disables the alarm try parking next to debenhams and locking your car it dont happen

    obviously if is your house that screws it up i dunno

    just a thought

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