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  1. my go

    one time my cousin walter got this cat stuck in his ***** .

    True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news.

    It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again.

    Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.

    So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat.

    And I says to him, "jesus, walt !

    You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ***** too. Why don't you knock it off ?"

    And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?"

    My cousin was a weird guy.

  2. Can;t really attack my dad for driving a BMW.... It was me that gave it to him...

    Its still a great car and because he's retired, he does not get confused with the usual M-tec BMW Coupe Drivers.

    Its actually improved his driving alot too. he's faster, smoother and more confident in it.

    Unfortunately, He hit a Pheasant on a dual Carriageway and is now not able to take full advantage of the extra horsepower afforded by the Fog lamps being displayed in broad daylight....

    Shame...

    Loz :zee:

    ps. other than that he is down for some straight up automobile pimpin'!

    we should have an old man gangsta trippin meet

    cue steptoe and son music mixed in with staskey and hutch

  3. Posted on Jul 1 2003, 09:01 PM

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    WOW Matt,

    I wasn't expecting that responce from you..... I thought you'd ave shot me down

    why? :unsure:

    the soarer club do this i think its a great idea

  4. Tell me if this is a daft idea, and I'm sure you will,

    How about those of us attending JAE, and having our cars on the stand, doing a print-out of our Avatar and Signature to pop in the front windscreen.

    This will show none Lexus owners, what modifications have been, and can be done to, our cars.

    We used to do this at Sound-off's, with diagrams of ICE installs.

    ANYONE GOT ANY THOUGHTS ON THIS ?

    grand idea

    me and lyn have a plan too :ph34r:

  5. then the one called nordkep you seek

    t'will be a perilous journey and on the way you shall see 600hp luxury beasts flying about

    steer true in your quest and yay thou shalt have a grin from bromley to brighton

    btw they are as rare as rocking horse poo

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