wildrnes

chris then

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perv

sorry dave........

perv

how long will it be before rachel (sporties daughter) starts reading this one??

Suckered in.......

it is possible to upgrade the internals on the is200 auto transmission with uprated clutch bands and valve chest. Better get a decent oil cooler next time too.

It will need to be sent here to do it though - sorry!

no one else in the world can do that then .......

tete de chein my man :mat:

meet that just happened

sure look in archived past meets or click above

b u g g e r

i must introduce you to lex stockport i am in worsley there are a few members round here now nice to see a 'local' you will love the motor

round the corner *** did you not read the title sheesh........

huddersfield

loz

i bought the e class last year of a pal of mine that worked for merc direct bit of a rush buy although it was a living room on wheels it wouldnt pull being an auto,wicked machine dont get me wrong but a a 2 ton lump,always liked the lexus and this one come at the right time,***** in lexus wouldnt let me give it some though on the test drive,

john

there are ways of making 2 ton auto lumps move he he he he .......

have you met loz :zee:

:zee:

i kno :winky:

not dure bout the sat nav early models were cr rom later dvd they changed the year yours was made so....

where in cheshire are you and where you getting your car from????

zee beat me to it again ....

welcome to the club

to answer some of your questions

foldy mirrors .....standard

springs............... eibach

exhaust...............hks hyper drager/super, or peco bb4 (ive got one of them )

induction kit well

not alot about fargo is selling his

tdi make one in 'carbon fibre'

another company makes one and it is sh1te

there are a few designs being made at the mo so watch this space

yep .....

but dont expect tea and buns round at ours

loz and lyn are opening a butty van

if ur car is an auto take care.

What is the problem with autos then?

his auto box got its tit caught in the mangle a bit ago

it went clunk :mat:

oh my heck

wellllllll

that was fun

so funny watching someone burning rubber round tesco's car park .....

oh that was loz

there were some quality motors there .....

and there were some sheds on wheels

the courtesy car hahahahahahahaha

and some stupid hand brake action

drive put on hand brake car screaches, drive hand brake etc etc etc

worth a mini meet

I have no doubt he will be back....

And after our phone conversation last night... in a real head-turner too... :D :winky:

a s*x change.....?

ok

pilot sport 225/40/18 on audi tt x3

pilot sport 225/45/18 on b*w m3 (or a 318 with an m3 badge) x3

pilot sport 225/40/18 on b*w z4 X4

chrysler crossfire X3

merc clk class coupe avantgarde X4

merc slk 32 AMG X4

ok let me let you into a secret ....

having worked in the 'colectables' industry you learn a bit

pokemon "rare" cards

each pack contains the same number of cards

all are the same size and weigh the same appart from the metal coated or shiny ones

so weigh each pack remove the shiny ones and hey presto a full set of rare cards

other chase cards have differing methods the normal one is ....

imagine a card factory one huge printing press printing thousands of the buggers now they are printed and sorted the 'normal' packs make their way into a rapping machine which puts the foil packing on (the bit you rip open and throw away )

now the 'chase cards' the ones you want are on a different conveyor belt on a different machine so the foil is slightly differently sealed

they are then sorted into boxes usually of 46 with one chase pack in

so if the petrol station attendent has half a brain ......

he looks at the back of the un opened packs finds all the different packs

opens it and sells the contents on e bay

s'easy

anyone want to swap the audi tt wheels for the car :mat:

i met this hot babe outside the uni climbing wall

she said she had something cool for me she bent over ... o baby what a sight ....

a new cd

cheers lyn i said got in the car off we go

press eject button ....

whirr click

pres eject button.....

beep

ERR3

turn off turn on

nothing ,

fill up car with petrol......

nothing :shutit:

ok so i drove to the pub

in pub car park i removed the heater switches and gave it a technical tap

nowt

hmmmm

removed fuses

nowt

so i pressed the eject button and gave it an almighty technical tap on the left side

lyn wet herself as the cd's started to pop out

6 in 4 came out

reads on screen 0 cd ....

so i press the load button

stick a cd in as it trys to grab it i pull out :winky:

leaned that one a long time ago

ooo look 1 cd in the player

press eject out comes one stuck cd

did the same again

other cd pops out

WHO IS THE DADDY :zee:

ditto second mot

fail.....

then passed

happy birthday fellah

and Woody too :duh:

did someone mention meeeeeee

scratch x good stuff works well

there is a shop in gold that can get it for you at a nice rate ......

otherwise pm me and ill send you the info

matt

erm dont mix, ifraz can vouch for how wobbly my car is at the mo ........ :shutit: