Andy.thomas

Woooohooo! About time :D

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me ( I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me

drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call!

F'ING WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!

Hmm so you chose to ignore the second challenge then Matt?!?

Looks v.nice mate! I just need to find a way of getting 3 new callipers out of Lexus on warranty (had one today!), and I can do mine! :D

Hee hee - im gonna order 25 items just for the larf at JAE!

But only if Matt models it at JAE lets say about midday Saturday?!? :D

I reckon we could even get it put on the official website - hmmm steve? ;)

Guess he was feeling a little horse after that incident!

Your on Matt...

.... and if i'm buying... I'll order you the EXTRA SMALL  :D  :D  :D

thats the size I would have had to order anyway

LOL @ Matt...

C'mon guys get ordering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Ian.

Hee hee - im gonna order 25 items just for the larf at JAE!

But only if Matt models it at JAE lets say about midday Saturday?!? :D

Good Work (again) Steve! It shall come a travelling to all my customers with me! :)

Hmmm ok Andy's wrong - nowt new there then! :iraqi-info-minister:

Yeah you need to edit your profile - I'm just plain lazy :)

Beats Me!

Don't know if it's more automated these days, but I think it depends on whether you catch Steve online or not (which is pretty much all the time!)

voila!

pump as a fast as you can.

no twisting, turning or rolling up of trouser legs is necessary (unless you spill the petrol all over you)

Not sure we're talking about the same thing here Matt!

i find anti clockwise by 90 degrees works best for me - however I did notice a few scratch marks appearing next to my filler cap now Not so good!

Oh and i found a garage where the auto shut off doesn't work too well when you don't use the nozzles straight - petrol all over me

psssttt Claire?

its a computer game

;)

:P :D :P - Obviousley not your thing Claire! :)

Heya sputnik - welcome along.

Hope you enjoy your stay and hope to see you at some meets - sure you'll be a valued addition to the GS's with all us IS's about :P

Nope got absolutely no idea what you are on about loz!

Also if the feds are ever in attendance at some 999 call, make it your business to check for signs of engine running and then report them!!

Funny you mention that actually Loz - a copper once told me that them BMers run the Battery flat in minutes if they switch off the enigine with the blues and twos going!

Hmmmm I see some fun ahead!

Loose change is a real pain in the Rs to find in the IS sometimes!

I have a squeeking coming from the passenger seat though! Now that's annoying - feel like that bloke from the old Peugeot ad's with the squeeky ear ring woman!

I've owned a '93L Escort Cos (3330bhp) for the past 3yrs, and so I'm not after modified any more as the IS200 will now be an everyday car (Escort was just a dry weekend car)

Hmmm 3330Bhp - That should just about equal Matt's modifications shouldn't it?

Beat me to it Matt! :P

Depending on how much you are looking t spend - take a look here:

Chris's is car is prestine, a perfect example! :)

Chris' Car For Sale

Sorry Ricky - easily confuddled me! :)

See your point. I have not tried it but are you saying you cannot lock the door with a spare by physically putting it in the lock?

Seems good - I think!?! <_<

If you find a post by Steve (Administrator) there is a banner in his signature about Lexus Gold Member insurance coming soon, might be worth sending him a PM?!?

Alternatively Zee, Grim, Simon etc will probably have some tips for insurance since they are all nicely specced up

Ooh, I could say something terribly 'Daily Mail', like shouldn't they be out catching REAL criminals, but of course I won't. <_<

Haa haa, he was probably driving a BMW and got it stuck on some ice! Had to book someone to cheer himself up!