I often stay in a house on the opposite side of the Loch from Ullapool, I know what you mean about the road hazards, even some of the long straights on A832 can suddenly have several sets of antlers failing the use the green cross code.
The LS looks pure class. Silver with black leather is the best colour combination too but I don't think the awesome 2UR is quite as quiet as the 3UZ in an LS.
We need some pictures of the black beast on the A939, another road I know very well.........when it's black and when it's white.