I guess the term 'lycra louts' doesn't demonise a whole section of society or even the word 'cyclist'. Malc probably has a whole book of terms 🤣 The thing is Phil I can understand it having experienced the school run on a bicycle and white van man likewise when on two wheels, I can reel off numerous incidents that have almost resulted in my injury.
The rush to get to school, the failure to clear windscreens or side windows, the distraction of little Tarquin in the rear, the need to park as close to the school as they possibly can, often illegally. The ridiculous 4x4 culture. Trust me the school run is something you try and avoid. As for white van man well that's a phrase used by many road users, a little like 'BMW drivers'.