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  1. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by

    Saint Peter at the pearly gates . "In honor of this

    holy season" Saint Peter said , "You must each possess

    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven ."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and

    pulled out a lighter . He flicked it on . "It represents

    a candle", he said .

    "You may pass through the pearly

    gates" Saint Peter said .

    The second man reached into his pocket

    and pulled out a set of keys. He shook

    them and said, "They're bells ."

    Saint Peter said "You may pass through

    the pearly gates".

    The third man started searching desperately

    through his pockets and finally pulled out a

    pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised

    eyebrow and asked , "And just what do those

    symbolize ?

    The man replied," "These are Carols."

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