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999,981 "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
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999,986 "And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'"
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999,988 "He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."
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999,991 "It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."
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999,994 "A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
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999,997 "Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
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This is easy Count Down from 1,000,000 and make this the biggest thread in the world. The person to reach 1 from 1,000,000 counting down without any broken numbers wins will be "crowned" in the club (one number per post) Also We will run this over the coming months into a raffle and chuck the odd prize in the pot. Remember you cannot add two posts together. We will pull the number outta the hat and send you things!!! May take a while but its all good fun! while your there add some funny quotes to make it funny! Here we go 1,000,000
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Please Help
Steve replied to Mat's topic in LS 400 / Lexus LS 430 / Lexus LS 460 / Lexus 600h / Lexus 500h Club
tried yell.co.uk that might ring some bells -
great pics and well done guys!
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i think this is because rear windows to not foul up as easy as hathback windows.. ie dirty roads and spray foul the windows but not on a saloon
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i am too posh to swear :whistling: :shutit:
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hi mate.. dont forget i can make that dedicated gallery for you ;)
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when will LGB be getting the one off IS-F to play with?.. An invite would be very appreciated hehe
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i always wondered that on the mk1
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from what I rmember the outer lights were tail lights and brake and the inner ones were just tail lights... or it could be the other way round. Both were not dual filament.
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i would get the dealer to do it is this a HID system?? if not then you can adjust the height temporarily inside the cockpit
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Hid Kits And Bulbs
Steve replied to is220d's topic in Lexus IS 250 / Lexus IS 250C Club / Lexus IS 220D & IS 200D Club
can these be added to projector lighting? -
i think you will find (been ages since i owned one so forgive me if i am wrong) that the inside lights are single element and the outside are dual element.
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hi do you have dual fillament in all 4?
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did someone call a taxi?
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here is the link Lexus Owners Club USA
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I need to get in contact with him asap... tried his emails is he ok?
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About To Buy A Ls400
Steve replied to floggit's topic in LS 400 / Lexus LS 430 / Lexus LS 460 / Lexus 600h / Lexus 500h Club
enjoy mate.. good motor! -
dont think it has 5 belts it is very tight in the back.. even with kids. but managable on short journeys.
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know how you feel... travel all that well after being told it was immaculate and then turns out to be a dog.
