The BIG ones make good crunchy noises
Did you know ... If you remove a spiders legs, it can't hear ??
I trained one once ..
If i said jump forward, it's jump forward - jump back, it'd jump back.
Pulled all it's legs off ...
Jump forward, nothing - Jump back, didn't move ...
Deaf, obviously
Oh, do spiders burn following contact with the flame from a lighter ?