Blimey, he's been too spoilt by far this month - a PS2 game, a hawk handling day in Stratford, a new car, that's it now! I'm going to have to have words with his parents, how inconsiderate having him so near to Christmas! And it means I'm not allowed to put up the Christmas tree until a few days before.
So for Christmas he'll be getting a tangerine, a bag of chocolate money and some socks
Ho, bloomin', ho :hohoho: