Taken from one of the daily rags:
A woman was stunned to discover her long-awaited brand new company car had no reverse gear.
Sharon Jones, 32, had been looking forward to the arrival of her Nissan Primera for several months following delays. But, shocked delivery men were unable to back the car off their truck after transporting it from a Birmingham showroom to her Bristol office.
Nissan has, not surprisingly, admitted the car has a design fault