Claire G

I'm BORED!!!! Why can't it be Friday now?!?! -------------------- If you were an animal what would you be and why? I think I'd either be a mole as I am incredibly short sighted and like coziness. Or an octopus as I seem to need 8 arms to be able to juggle life on a daily basis :)

It's the 28th March and you can register here: PLEASE REGISTER HERE: http://www.lexusownersclub.co.uk/meets/dyn...0-%20March%2004 :)

Can't do it this weekend or else I might have been up for a convoy too! What'cha up to in Daventry Pete?

My husband now always leaves the loo seat down. I think the fact I went to the bathroom at some ungodly hour without checking the seat, and ended up having a bidet had something to do with it. Else it may have been me shrieking and beating him around the head with a pillow at 2 o'clock in the morning! errr....too much information?!?!?!

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These made me chuckle...

My 'curves' are in all the wrong places though! Nah, just put on a bit of weight when I had my son. I've lost about 1.5 stones this year and just have a few more lbs to go. I like my red wine and good food too much ;)

Pete will be disappointed that you're not 'exclusively' holding his hand. Yeah, come along, we'll look after you!

your wasted aswell :P Just had a couple of beers so am probably well on my way to being wasted if that's what you mean... Tonight = Tomorrow =

Well, I was going to shove my son up a chimney, but I guess if you're already offering a job...

I *think* it's about 600...will double check!

One of my ex-boyfriends was 6 foot tall, big motorbike, pierced ears, long hair, tons of tattoos (I was 15, you can see the appeal, he was my parent's worst nightmare ). We went out for food one night and were walking behind a little old lady. She kept looking behind at us and kept crossing the road as she thought we were following her! I just wanted to give her a hug and walk her home but she'd have probably had a coronary!!!! Guess you can't always work out what planet people are on, and people do believe stereotypes sometimes

Yeah I know. But seriously, we need 2 car parks and I could not believe my at how many cars showed. :D

1) Pay off our overdraft 2) Learn to relax 3) Help my husband get a new business off the ground 4) Lose some more weight :yack: :shutit:

...and Gaydon. Not sure it's exactly my 'thing' but it would be superb to see!

Forget may reconsider! (Claire he IS going! Pete if you have a problem with me sticking ya name down then see my mrs :P infact no... see the bruises my mrs can cause lol) And besides... you did promise to hold my hand on my first LOC meet! Did I tell you I scored 50% gay on that thing on gold lol You'll be easy to spot then Gazza, you'll be the one holding Pete's hand and skipping into the sunset....?!?!?

Waaaaa, I'll organise it properly this year, promise. Just wasn't expecting the 100's of cars to turn up - the inconsiderate sods ;) Booked BOTH car parks this year and Stev's got his gazebo so we're ready for business Pete, you'll have to come - who else can I ponce, er borrow, some decent polish off?!

i`ll secong that.....very quick cars I hate to demonstrate any knowledge about said vehicles but being a general car anorak, I would suggest that they didnt do the MG in Poo brown! red, black and silver if i am correct? Definitely a maestro definetly poo brown. Please don't tell me someone actually resprayed a car this colour!!!

More than enough room! Would like to see a few RX's. Hope you've all signed up!

I am thoroughly ashamed to say that a poo brown old maestro whipped my ***** when I was driving our old Prelude VTech. He came along side me at traffic lights revving the nuts off his car and I thought I'd have some fun. Lights turned to green, I slammed my foot on the accelarator, vtech kicked in, I looked in the rear mirror to see where he was only to see him rapidly shoot past me a who-only knows what speed. To this day I don't know what he had under his engine to beat the 2.2 vtech engine and all I remember was him killing himself laughing at my look of astonishment as he zoomed by.

You could be the next Bob the Builder....

Happy Birthday!

Er, just told my husband he's bought me a sports grill for Christmas (thanks Ardy!) For your good lady, how about a spa day/manicure/facial/massage/beauty treatment? It's not too often for most women that they get a day like this all too themselves and if you're feeling flush you could always pay for her mum/sister/friend to accompany her! You can normally get vouchers from the local gym, hotel or beauty therapy place (check out the local Yellow Pages) and it tends to be better value for money than Red Letter days. Or how about something like a nice bracelet or necklace is always good - anything that looks as though you've put a lot of thought into it. ...we won't tell her you've asked us for advice!

Puts life into perspective doesn't it. Bet those of you that have sadly lost parents, that they'd be fiercely proud of you.