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[dipstick]

In a quest for stupidity and boredom alleviation (read no more if you don't share my sense of humour), I found this.

Use the Altavista language translation tool. http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr

Turn this already ridiculous text from the Lexus website

"Our vision to deliver the finest automotive experience has been the key to our global success."

into Korean and back to English, and it comes out as

"Most us who deliver the automatic experience which is precise time continuously it is a key in our world-wide success."

Personally I think that's an improvement.

Of course, I have the time to waste doing this, because I work in IT.

[tony_hetherington]

type "miserable failure" into google and hit "I'm feeling lucky"

it's a good'un !!

also, type "WMD" then hit the lucky button

then also try "French military victories" and hit i'm feeling lucky

all worth a giggle :) :zee:

[dipstick]

Excellent, the last being the best!

[tony_hetherington]

glad i could bring relief on this rather dull friday afternoon :)

*** bless google !

[dipstick]

Google has a lovely new calculator/convertor in English feature you may not have seen?

Try

"2 acres in square inches" for example. Or indeed

"3 pints in teaspoons"

[tony_hetherington]

i can't see the funny side of that.....have I missed somethign !?!?