Thought Of The Day

[ifraz]

Thought for the day

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than

Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large

elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no

recollection of what to do with them

This paints a very funny mental image!!!

[BESTY]

Thought for the day

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than

Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large

elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no

recollection of what to do with them

This paints a very funny mental image!!!

[Rodders_UK]

Every Monday at work is yet another failed attempt at last Saturday's Lotto

[Fidgits]

If we all did one thing a day to help a stranger, wouldnt the world be a better place?

[twotone]

Wash your car and the rain will come :P

[Matthew_McNally]

Every Monday at work is yet another failed attempt at last Saturday's Lotto

the lottery is nothing but a tax on those who are bad at mathematics*

--

*

me, not long after they started the lottery

[Loz]

This is the day that the Lord has made. We shall rejoice and be glad in it.

[Rodders_UK]

There are holes in the clouds, where the rain comes in

They're ever so small

That's why rain is thin

[Loz]

never heard that one on Radio 4 at 7.50am....

But I like it ;)

[Rodders_UK]

never heard that one on Radio 4 at 7.50am....

But I like it ;)

It's by Spike Milligan

[Fidgits]

every morning i wake up hoping today is better than yesterday..

every night, i go to sleep amazed at the new low i have managed to attain...

[Loz]

Even the Lord couldn't make to mountains without a valley in the middle so when you are in the valley, be thankful that you have the side of a mountain to look up to.

[Fargo]

Gang......initiation.....lorry....moving.......ouch

[Depecherob]

If someone spends all day on LOC forum then they may end up with a verbal warning

[AltezzaScott]

Every Monday at work is yet another failed attempt at last Saturday's Lotto

BRAIN WAVE!!!!!1

Why don`t we get some sort of syndicate....... for the lottery....come on...come on...

[javadude]

"do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." (J.esus)

BTW I mis-read Depecherob's post and thought I'd get a "thermal warming".

[AltezzaScott]

LIFE`S A JOURNEY, NOT A DESTINATION!!!!

[Fargo]

Wisest is he who knows he knows nothing..

[Rodders_UK]

Here's a two-step formula for handling stress:-

Step 1: Don't sweat the small stuff

Step 2: Remember, it's ALL small stuff

[Beanie]

A wise man never plays leap-frog with a Unicorn

[Bazza-old]

Here's a two-step formula for handling stress:-

Step 1: Don't sweat the small stuff

Step 2: Remember, it's ALL small stuff

gonna remember this

:)

[Bazza-old]

you learn more if you dont do it right

than if you dont do it

[Rodders_UK]

Here's a two-step formula for handling stress:-

Step 1:  Don't sweat the small stuff

Step 2:  Remember, it's ALL small stuff

gonna remember this

:)

Yup - I have it framed on my desk

[Whitebeam]

Life is like a burnt steak - its black, its hard & the chips are stacked against it.

Ben Elton, Rik Mayall, Lise Mayer - the young ones

[twotone]

I can resist anything but temptation