Twelve Months And Still In Love....

[Rabbers]

This week marks our first anniversary, and I have to say that I love my 300h more

each day.

Looking back, quarrels have been rare except for when, without explanation, she

would sometimes refuse to connect to my Iphone, or suddenly cut me off in mid-

conversation. From time to time she would also freeze my iPod and memory sticks,

but this was because she needed time to digest the contents before delivering them

with fidelity and impressive power, sometimes accompanied by album art and other

times not. Now that I have learned to be patient with her and push the right buttons,

she is reliable and fairly predictable, although her frequent mis-hearing of vocal

commands indicates a congenital defect which, if left untreated, she might pass

on to future generations. Her navigational skills are occasionally questionable but,

when she promptly supplies alternative choices, easy to forgive.

When asked to move, she does so with poise and feline grace, stealthily and

silently, gathering pace fluidly and without apparent effort, her body so smooth and

firm as to make the weekly application of foams and cosmetic potions an addictive

delight. Indeed, like all thoroughbred beauties, she insists on cleanliness and dreads

the slightest blemish, inside and out. When in motion, she does not drone but almost

imperceptibly purrs, and her whine upon stopping, which some have unkindly but

not altogether unjustly likened to that of a milk-float, is neither offensive nor annoying

and, on acquaintance, becomes quite pleasing. In an overcrowded and noisy world

pervaded by noxious fumes, she enfolds you in her protective embrace and calms

your fevered brow.

Her multiple charms do not come cheap, but you soon understand that her taste

for champagne can be satisfied for the cost of beer, since, like the well-bred lady

she is, she demurely sips and never gulps. Not unexpectedly, her lithe elegance

and hint of oriental mystery inspire admiration and curiosity, and perhaps a little

envy, especially among those accustomed to weightier and brasher teutonic curves,

but her response is neither haughty nor ill-mannered. Rather, she reveals herself as

being pleased to be different.

[Dixgas]

Beautifully put.

D

[DJP]

Supremely eloquent.

Sent from my Iphone using Lexus OC

[Richard1200]

You really do need to get out more but totally agree about the phone. I am going back on Monday for another try with dealer.