I Don't Believe it ....

[bigsul]

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick a.s.s. ........."

" And I'm all out of bubblegum !"

Can't remember the film title though ?

Edited August 29, 2003 by bigsul

[bigsul]

"Switch to DCS ranging"

"2-4-O nominal to profile"

"Were in the pipe, five by five"

" She's lost that lovin feelin ...."

"S.h.i.t. I hate it when she does that !"

"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him ?"

Sorry, got carried away.

[Froomer]

Ive got a poster on my office wall, It reads..

If ****holes could fly this place would be an airport!!!

[Whitebeam]

Slightly Some have probably seen these - for those that haven't .......

Posters

Couple of my favorites :

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

[james2210]

Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate Motherf*****

[GRiM]

“What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

"Lick me lick me.."

"I'll buy THAT for a dollar"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"

[Steve]

the cat's done a whoopsy in my beret

[rhaines]

the cat's done a whoopsy in my beret

ooohhh betty...

[UKPulse]

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.

[Mitch]

hhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy abbottttttttttt- abbott and costello (ah the classics)

'is it coz i is black'- ali g

son- 'daddy is that an aligator in the road'

sheriff- 'remind me 2 slap yo mamma when we get home boy'- smokey and the bandit (another classic)

carter- 'i want some mooshoe'

lee- 'u hungry?'- rush hour 2

[TonyGoose]

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

[Loz]

He who dies with the most toys, Still dies.

[Fidgits]

He who dies with the most toys, Still dies.

ahhh.. No Fear quotes....

Been there, wrecked that..

2nd place is the first loser..

[ifraz]

Wyclef honey, mama needs love

If you remeber this, you'll know why i feel

[wildrnes]

Can i lap dance for you? Alan p.

i have a bad feeling about this: Star wars

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ? dude where's my car ...

who's scruffy looking? :empire

oootinii : random jawa

dude i nearly had you

you.... had me?

dude you never had me ..... you never had your car....

[Steve]

Wyclef honey, mama needs love

If you remeber this, you'll know why i feel

ohhh get the box of kleenex out!

[Mitch]

'i'll rip off your lips and kiss my a.s.s with them, i'll rip out your tongue and lick my balls with them'- blue streak

oh yeah and not forgetting;

'nnnnnnooorrrrrrmmmmmmmmmeeeee'- when norm' peterson walks into cheers LOL

[phunt]

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ?

Dude what have i got written on my back ? dude where's my car ...

DUDE what Does mine say.....

SWEEEEEET what does mine say ?

DUDE what does mine say ?

SWEEEEEET what does mine say ?

DUDE what does mine say ?

SWEEEEEET what does mine say ?

DUDE what does mine say ? dude where's my car ...

I know Kung FU........................Show me

Boy if brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to run an ants lawnmower around the edge of a dolla.

Seeya an i wouldnt wanna be ya

[Loz]

Alright alright alright! FIRE 'EM UP!! Its time for igniton and straight automobile pimpin' !

He did the drive and stare on you didn't he? I taught him that!

Hey Dude, tell me real quick, which motor would be better in my ride, a gallo 12 or 24?

er.. the 24

Really? I didn't know pizza places made engines....

We hongry and your pockets don't look nervous

[Steve]

I pity the foo

I dont want none of his crazy juice in me

I love it when a plan comes together

i aint going on no plane sucka

[Steve]

"Ezekiel 25:17"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Mitch]

'Revenge is a dangerous motive'-kickboxer

'bullsh.it mr handman, you come straight out of a comic book'- Jones in 'enter the dragon'

'never take your eyes off your oponent'- Bruce Lee

[kamaki]

"This is why I fail where others have succeeded" Inspector Jacques Clouseau

[Rob]

mat knows my 2 most used quotes -

mat: what do you think of it??

me: its f****** w*** or its b*******

heard those a few times havnt u mat? LOL :P

[Loz]

'bullsh.it mr handman, you come straight out of a comic book'- Jones in 'enter the dragon'

Isn't that a Jim Kelly line?

Jim was the Daddy in his day. He put the Afro on the map!

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