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Fluffy Bunnies And Nice Things


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After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet fluffy bunny in his mouth. The fluffy bunny was obviously dead.

Chris panicked!

"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their fluffy bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.

So he took the dirty, chewed up fluffy into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.

Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the fluffy bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.

A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside.

"Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked.

"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Chris mumbled.

The neighbor replied, "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!"

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