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[Bazza-old]

its meant to be on thursday

oh it is thursday

where is everyone?

[Monster-Mat]

there all being boring..........its ok, there missing the gossip

[TonyGoose]

Yep - and we SURE had some :D

[Claire G]

Thursday night is badminton night - oooh, what an exciting life I lead!

[Loz]

Thursday night is W*nk night.... funny how its been thursday for the past 19 years..... :winky:

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

Loz :yack: :zee:

[Chris.S]

Thursday night is W*nk night.... funny how its been thursday for the past 19 years..... :winky:

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

Loz :yack: :zee:

And your doorstep is the cleanest after its acid clean :winky:

[Claire G]

I don't even want to know about the state of his curtains :P

[ifraz]

stop it...you've got me in stitches again.

[Loz]

got rid of the curtains years ago claire!

now I just hang kleenex over the windows and periodically give the neighbours a treat. :P

[Matthew_McNally]

Thursday night is W*nk night.... funny how its been thursday for the past 19 years..... :winky:

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

:tsktsk: man - just spit my coffee all oiver the screen!

growing your own stalactites eh?

[Loz]

:tsktsk: man - just spit my coffee all oiver the screen!

Are you sure it was just coffee you were spitting? :duh: :yack:

[Dobbin]

Thursday night is W*nk night.... funny how its been thursday for the past 19 years..... :winky:

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

Loz :yack: :zee:

Loz - on the strength of that information you will never be bothered by Prostate Cancer (so the recent reports say !) :P

[Loz]

Thursday night is W*nk night.... funny how its been thursday for the past 19 years.....     :winky:

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

Loz :yack:  :zee:

Loz - on the strength of that information you will never be bothered by Prostate Cancer (so the recent reports say !) :P

ahh the old jack Dancer will have a hard time finding me... I'll leave a slipery trail though...

[Matthew_McNally]

Are you sure it was just coffee you were spitting? :duh: :yack:

yeah - I am on a low protein diet mate :winky:

[MsW]

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

>>It is actually not surprising that semen is extremely good for you. It is good for your skin, building up your vitamins and minerals and it is also fun to find.

Semen is good for you, I mean there are only 15 calories in each explosion of semen. That's a low calorie diet if I've ever heard of one! <<

Semen is made of the following substances:

aboutonia; ascorbic acid; blood-group antigens; calcium; chlorine; cholesterol; choline; citric acid; (DNA); creatine; fructose; glutathione; hyaluronidase; inositol; lactic acid; magnesium;

nitrogen; phosphorus; potassium; purine; pyrimidine; pyruvic acid; sodium; sorbitol; spermidine; spermine; urea; uric acid; vitamin B12

Found that on google........

[Bazza-old]

still, I reckon I have the highest protein content of all the ceillings in my street!

>>It is actually not surprising that semen is extremely good for you. It is good for your skin, building up your vitamins and minerals and it is also fun to find.

Semen is good for you, I mean there are only 15 calories in each explosion of semen. That's a low calorie diet if I've ever heard of one! <<

Semen is made of the following substances:

aboutonia; ascorbic acid; blood-group antigens; calcium; chlorine; cholesterol; choline; citric acid; (DNA); creatine; fructose; glutathione; hyaluronidase; inositol; lactic acid; magnesium;

nitrogen; phosphorus; potassium; purine; pyrimidine; pyruvic acid; sodium; sorbitol; spermidine; spermine; urea; uric acid; vitamin B12

Found that on google........

so the " sugar and spice and all things nice" isnt true then

glad im a hetro male :duh:

[MsW]

so the " sugar and spice and all things nice" isnt true then

glad im a hetro male :duh:

That's us girls, Bazza :winky:

You nasty men (!!) are slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails.............

[Bazza-old]

so the " sugar and spice and all things nice"  isnt true then

glad im a hetro male  :duh:

That's us girls, Bazza :winky:

You nasty men (!!) are slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails.............

still sounds better than the list of ingrediants

no wonder they say it tastes salty :yack:

[UKPulse]

Semen is made of the following substances:

aboutonia; ascorbic acid; blood-group antigens; calcium; chlorine; cholesterol; choline; citric acid; (DNA); creatine; fructose; glutathione; hyaluronidase; inositol; lactic acid; magnesium;

nitrogen; phosphorus; potassium; purine; pyrimidine; pyruvic acid; sodium; sorbitol; spermidine; spermine; urea; uric acid; vitamin B12

Found that on google........

Just goes to show then.... you should always wipe your Google before using it ! :winky:

[Loz]

no wonder they say it tastes salty :yack:

Like the use of that caveat Bazza!

"they say" covers a multitude of sins but I think we all know you've had the odd snowball! :duh: :yack:

Loz

*exits stage left in case bazza, being lighter than Zee, can catch me with his supercharger....*

[MsW]

no wonder they say it tastes salty :yack:

:winky: Wouldn't know myself, but I've heard it also - depends what "he's" eaten

Strong flavours have been known to, shall we say, add a certain je ne sais quoi (va va voom)

[MsW]

Rachel - you should NOT be reading this - you'll go blind

[Dr Evil]

>>It is actually not surprising that semen is extremely good for you. It is good for your skin, building up your vitamins and minerals and it is also fun to find.

Yes semen is good for the skin, the rumour is the Body Shop once considered wether it could be used cosmetically!,..

but the downside is, when I was still at uni. anyway, semen was considered to be carcinogenic, and was implicated in causing cervical cancer. My gynaecology is well out of date though, I'll have to check with some experts (No not you, Loz!)

[wildrnes]

Yes semen is good for the skin, the rumour is the Body Shop once considered wether it could be used cosmetically!,..

What was the marketing campaign?

How were they going to dispense it ....?

How would they collect it ?

Oh the list goes on, and the giggles get bigger :D

[rhaines]

Yes semen is good for the skin, the rumour is the Body Shop once considered wether it could be used cosmetically!,.. 

What was the marketing campaign?

How were they going to dispense it ....?

How would they collect it ?

Oh the list goes on, and the giggles get bigger :D

could be a great job though

"scuse me miss, could you lend a hand....."