Joke

[Claire G]

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his

wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to

build his self-esteem, and so he gave him a book on assertiveness, which

he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that "I"

am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal

tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a

sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath

so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going

to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The ****ing funeral director," said his wife.

[ifraz]

:D

[Mr-Lex]

talking from experiences claire :winky:

only kiddin :D :winky:

[Claire G]

You'll have to ask my husband LOL

[Loz]

Nah, she can't be. I ve seen him allowed out on his own.... and with LEXI!!! that sound lke a very dfferent relationship to me.. bloody enviable one actually!

Loz

[Claire G]

Yeah, I think I need my head checking sometimes. AND he never has to wash his car as I wash it after I've done mine most weekends!!!