Joke

[Claire G]

Sensible woman!

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.

He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place

it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him, with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the coffin; the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just

before the undertakers got ready to close the coffin, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her; she came over with the box and placed it in the coffin next to the body. Then the undertakers

locked the coffin lid down and carried it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the coffin." She said,

"Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in the coffin and I did."

"You mean to tell me you put every penny of his money in the coffin with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account

and I wrote him a cheque."

[MsW]

Excellent - at last a joke for the women on here

[Steve ( West Mids )]

Maybe you ladies need your own forum now if you are taking to driving them as well as cleaning them :winky:

[Claire G]

I notice you make that statement from the safety of Worcester !

[Steve ( West Mids )]

lol

I'll say it you - if i ever get to meet you Claire

[Claire G]

Stop hiding and come to the meets Steve

[MsW]

Well, I've met him

And a fine chap he is too

But he may not get a cup of coffee next time..... :winky: