Name 3 things that will make your Lexus faster

[Steve ( West Mids )]

1). make sure it's a courtesy car

2). use the automatic option ( tried one the last few days and can't believe it's so much quicker despite what the 0 to 60 times say )

3). heavy right foot

[Loz]

1 - Optimax, you're wallet will be much lighter

2 - Get in the slipstream of Loz

3 - Remove you're indicator bulbs (a trick all BMW owners seem to use)

You flatterer!!

My revised list:

1. asylum seeker hanging of back of car in front

2. Ex wife hanging off car in front

3: winning lottery ticket hanging off back of Tyra Banks Thong who is sat in the back of the car in front... ;)

[UKPulse]

3: winning lottery ticket hanging off back of Tyra Banks Thong who is sat in the back of the car in front... ;)

Spot the lottery ticket... :winky: :P

[Claire G]

Nah, you're all wrong. You just get behind the wheel of the car, turn the stereo up LOUD and make Brrrm, Brrrm car noises :P

[Loz]

3: winning lottery ticket hanging off back of Tyra Banks Thong who is sat in the back of the car in front... ;)

Spot the lottery ticket... :winky: :P

eeeeuuuggghhhhh.....

Tyra.... be mine...

Time to wake up loz :mat: :zee:

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[SteveAudioX]

1. Hopping out of your seat whilst accelerating.

2. Angle the sunroof up to act like a spoiler

3. Flash your headlights to make the BMW move over

[Loz]

can't beleive I forgot the obvious ones. had a reminder last night though...

1. Fit girl in the passenger seat

2. Movie starts in 6 minutes and you are in Bradford. Film is in Leeds

3. Not emptied spud sack in a few days ;)