Name 3 things that will make your Lexus faster

[Steve]

1. Lose weight

2. Take all the seats out

3. drive on an nearly empty tank

Whats your 3 things that will make your car go faster (no superchargers please or new engines)

[red6]

1. Crouching low behind the steering wheel.

2. Turning all electrics off.

3. Retracting wing mirrors.

[Leexus]

Racing Stripes!!!

:smilegrin::smilegrin::smilegrin:

[Shrek]

Turning the engine on?

Putting it in gear?

Pressing the throttle...

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Rodders_UK]

These things make my Lexus faster:-

1. Being tailgated by a small boy in an even smaller car

2. Being in front of a Beemer (I like the way they get smaller in my mirrors)

3. Being behind a Beemer (so I can get to number 2)

[Edited on 27-4-2002 by Rodders_UK]

[javadude]

A mate has just chipped his car (a golf) but not told his wife. Some explanations we've suggested he could use...

1. "You see I've washed and polished it really well so it slips through the air easier."

2. "We'll I tidied some of that old junk out of the boot - a spanner - and the weight reduction seems to have really helped."

3. "Dear, have you lost some weight?"

:D:rolleyes::D

[lexussport]

1) Shut all the windows

2) Put that expensive petrol in it

3) Make sure I been to the toilet

:yes:

[andyhart21]

1.) Wearing your baseball cap back to front

2.) Having the worlds loudest exhaust

3.) Sticking a "GTE" or "GSI" badge on a bog standard model

Well it seems to work for Nova drivers?!!:smilegrin:

[Monster-Mat]

what makes my car faster..........

1.german autobahns......strange but true

2. see point 2 below

but what makes a car faster

1 ill fitting bodykits

2 the ability to read magical powers and flash car

(i still read them)

3.the possibility of bolting somthing NOT from your car on:D (saturday scrapheap challenge)

[SuperChargedL]

1) Good music (heavy heavy metal metal)

2) TRC OFF

3) Hit the gas pedal

Also good

1) Wearing your baseball cap back to front

2) Put on your sun glasses

3) .....nice sunny weather...

[Steve]

1. Go faster Stripes

2. bonnet vents

3. whale tail spoiler

[blue wax]

driving down hill behind a faster car

placing winddeflectors down the road

imaging it's an airplane taking of.....

whatever

LOL

:smilegrin:

[superchargedmorph]

i. Put helium in your tyres

ii. inhale helium and fill car with it

iii. You will be laughing that much you will induce a hyper fast spin( theres your speed)

[brn7y]

Morph, have you been drinking again??

:P:P

[George]

1. Perforating the body with bore holes...

2. Have midget drive your car...

3. A thick gold necklace and gold rings and a tooth-pick in your mouth...

[Zee007]

1. Sitting so low down you can't see where you're driving

2. Those lights where your washers are

3. Aluminium filler cap

:tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble::tumble:

[Steve]

1. Get Towed by a ferrari

2. Do a bank job and get chased by the police

3. Put Shell Optimax in your car.. you will think your going faster

[Fidgits]

1. Max Power Sticker

2. Fake Carbon Fibre stuck somewhere

3. Putting your fog lights on

[jac114]

1.. A very steep hill

2.. A Cliff

3.. The SH!TS!

JAC

[Rodders_UK]

Why are all these thread getting restarted? - some of them are over a year old

[yemgi]

Turbocharger

Supercharger

Nitrous Oxide

[Loz]

1: Better Driver

2: Better Roads

3: Full Bladder!!!

[ColinBarber]

1 - Optimax, you're wallet will be much lighter

2 - Get in the slipstream of Loz

3 - Remove you're indicator bulbs (a trick all BMW owners seem to use)

[Scorpion]

1) NO GATSOS OR SPEED CAMERAS

2)NO POLICE

3)B.LOODY SUNDAY DRIVERS

[UKPulse]

What will make my Lexus faster?

1. Manual transmission.

2. Manual transmission.

3. Manual transmission.

:P