And As It's Friday...

[rhaines]

- Dyslexics have more fnu

- Clones are people, two

- Entropy isn't what it used to be

- Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

- Eschew obfuscation

- Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

- 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

- A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese

- A waist is a terrible thing to mind

- Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

- Anything free is worth what you pay for it

- Atheism is a non-prophet organization

- Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

- COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

- Editing is a rewording activity

- Everyone is entitled to my opinion

- Gene Police: YOU.. Out of the pool!

- Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

- My reality check just bounced

- Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- Energizer bunny arrested, charged with Battery

- No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

- Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!

- IRS - Be audit you can be!