Monday Joke 2

[Bazza-old]

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when

they see a five-story hotel with a sign that

reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without

their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to

go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains

to them how it works.

"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor,

and once you find what you are looking for, you

can stay there. It's easy to decide since each

floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

They start going up, and on the first floor

the sign reads, "All the men here have it short

and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation

move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the

men here have it long and thin." Still, this

isn't good enough, so the friends continue on

up.

They reach the third floor, where the sign

reads, "All the men here have it short and thick."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing

there are still two floors left, they continued

up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All

the men here have it long and thick." The women

get all excited and are going in when they realize

that there is still one floor left. Wondering

what they are missing, they head on up to the

fifth floor.

On the fifth floor, they find a sign that reads,

"There are no men here. This floor was built

only to prove that there is no way to please

a woman."

[Fidgits]

:D

[Zee007]

Old........... but a classic!