Joke

[Mike IS200]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested

an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to

see thePope.

Dopey leads the pack

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf

nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a

moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns

around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of

Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,

"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,

Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns

back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in

the world?"

After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry

my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding

the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"

"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"

"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"

[Steve]

LOL

[rhaines]

the old ones are always the best

[Doodlebug]

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Chris.S]

[Mitch]

the old ones are always the best

the old ones eh...... u talkin bout the penguins or the nuns???