Top 50 Things

[Scorpion]

should of read CANT DO sorry!!!This is not sexist(just a laugh)

01. know anything about a car except its colour

> 02. understand a film plot

> 03. go 24 hours without sending a text message

> 04. lift

> 05. throw

> 06. run

> 07. park

> 08. fart

> 09. read a map

> 10. rob a bank

> 11. resist Ikea

> 12. sit still

> 13. tell a joke

> 14. play pool

> 15. pay for dinner

> 16. eat a kebab whilst walking

> 17. pee out of a train window

> 18. argue without shouting

> 19. get told off without crying

> 20. understand fruit machines

> 21. walk past a shoe shop

> 22. make a decent bacon sandwich

> 23. not comment on a strangers clothes

> 24. use small amounts of toilet paper

> 25. let you sleep with a hangover

> 26. drink a pint gracefully

> 27. get a round in

> 28. throw a punch

> 29. do magic

> 30. like your friends

> 31. enjoy porn

> 32. eat a really hot curry

> 33. get to the point

> 34. buy plain envelopes

> 35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

> 36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

> 37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

> 38. avoid credit card debt

> 39. dive into a pool

> 40. assemble furniture

> 41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

> 42. set a video recorder

> 43. not try and change you

> 44. watch a war film

> 45. understand why flirting results in violence

> 46. spend a day by themselves

> 47. go to the toilet by themselves

> 48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

> 49. choose a video quickly

> 50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above!

Except maybe no:22

[MsW]

Hmmmm, I definitely can't do the last one.

As to the others, I wouldn't like to say