Anyone Seen Monster Mat

[Bazza]

not seen him for ages

i did see his Indian cousin the other day

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[aido]

Nah not seen Mat for ages - tell you what not being rude but he's a lot thinner than his cousin there

Why does it not surprise me that he's got a shirt like that though :P

[DJ Wozza]

Did Mat do too long in the tanning booth ?

[legendswraith]

Did Mat do too long in the tanning booth ?

no have you not seen what the army do when they run out of toilet paper?

[aido]

no have you not seen what the army do when they run out of toilet paper?

PMSL

I think they do that to Mat when they've got toilet paper in stock too!

[Tony-Bones]

Bazza when mat gets back i have a good idea where that bottles going

[DJ Wozza]

Aido have you been feeding Mat all the curry you can't eat at the mo ?

[Geoffers]

I've not long been talking to him about the heater switch in the Hilux.... guess you got it working then Mat.... I told you not to short out ALL the pins......

[aido]

Aido have you been feeding Mat all the curry you can't eat at the mo ?

Corrrr I wish!

Had a sneaky one Christmas Day - figured if I was going to have one meal I liked it'd have to be a Madras

Bought some CDs off eBay and they smelt of curry - had to make do with a load of Tobasco on my beans instead