Something To Make You Smile On A Monday

[PCIronmike]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'What is Politics and why is that

Gordon Brown on the television again?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,

he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class

while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****.

B)

[aztecbandit1]

very good and right at that

[84Stoney]

The old ones are the best...

[PCIronmike]

Guy strolls into a Doctors surgery , says " Dr I'm a moth , I'm convinced of it "

"Sorry" replies the Dr

"I'm sure I'm a moth" the bloke says " My wife's sure , my friend are sure and I'm sure "

"Well "says the Dr " I'm not sure if I'm qualified to deal with this , maybe you should consult a psycologist or a psychiatrist"

"Funny you should say that" says the fella " I was on my way to the Psychiatrist but I saw your light on"

I love that joke , I think its the only clean joke I know , not a hint of a swear word .