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Newsflash......

CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have stormed an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

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:D LOL

Havn't you got anything better to do boy!

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LOL

Talking about that, you know who improve the dev of mass destructions weapons in Irak ?

Get back at the end of the 70's, principies of 80'S, Irak was in war against Iran, as irak was a laïc country, fighting against a US enemy. The US gov decid to give support to Irak with a simple weapon to get victory over Iran, sending there Donald Rumsfeld to start this program, who did his work perfectly…

Guess now who's the US secretary of defense and claiming that mass destruction weapons are an infamy?

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hmm perhpas the virtual playa joke was sooo funny that any other joke come no where near it. ;)

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hmm perhpas the virtual playa joke was sooo funny that any other joke come no where near it. ;)

:lol::lol::lol::whistling:


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hmm perhpas the virtual playa joke was sooo funny that any other joke come no where near it. ;)

Mmmmmmmmmm <_<

Na.... -_-

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Q.Where does Saddam keep all his CD collection

A.In a rack

:unsure:

It's been terrible at work this week. I stupidly told this joke, and made another to someone that was putting a new rack mounted server in the datacentre, that they should take a gas mask with them just incase a missile came in while they were in a rack. Next thing I know, everybody's at it.....

Where does Saddam keep his servers....

Where does Saddam keep his magazines....

Where does Saddam keep his newspapers....

Where does Saddam keep his toast....

and so on and so on. Oh well, at least some other people found it funny.

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